Damn, I haven't done one of these things since Myspace.  Oh well, here goes.

1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
I'm shaking in my boots. >_>

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
I did get married to the last person I texted.  My last name IS Jiru.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Why of course.  No zombie apocalypse.

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Yesterday evening when Hubs was on his way home.

5. What are you excited for?
Jason's grilling STEAK for dinner tonight yee!!  

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Jason, before he left for work this morning.  I was still half asleep so I replied with something like "Mrrfphlgggllllmmmmff".

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  HAHA.  HAAAHAHA.  I better put something in my mouth so I don't have to truthfully answer that question.  THERE.  There.  I am putting a chocolate chip muffin in my mouth.

9. Have a best friend?
Of course.  She's crazy.  As am I.

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No.  I should've been though, 'cause I fell in it and broke all of my bones and I'm writhing around in a puddle of blood and mud.  Lovemud~

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
I think they can, but they too often misinterpret what they're feeling as love, when it's really probably just infatuation or lust.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Hubs' ex-girlfriend.  I will always want to punch her in the face.

13. What time is it right this second?
9:57 am.

14. What do you want right now?
To not have to take the bus to work. :C

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My hubby Jason!  We were at the California State Fair and took photobooth pictures like we do every year.  So much funnn~

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
MARRIED, BIATCH

17. When was the last time you cried?
Actually, I can't remember exactly when.  Maybe like a month ago?  Shit.  That's like some kind of record.

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
It's good, considering all of the shit they've done to me and my brother in the past.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Yes and no.

20. How fast does your mind change
Constantly.  I just might be one of the most indecisive people you'll ever meet.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
My brother. :C  He's away in North Carolina doing Air Force stuff.  I miss him so much. T_T

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yeah.  Some things in life aren't awesome, but the things that mean more to me are, and I am really quite happy.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
They have a stunning lack of empathy and morals, and are selfish.

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
THIS SURVEY.  BECAUSE I'M DOING IT.  WTF ELSE SHOULD BE ON MY MIND HUH?

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
JASON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY CUZ IT'LL BE AWESOME!   I'm an obscure-party-plannin' machine!

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
I am wearing one of my husband's under shirts right now.  I slept in it.  Granted, it's like four sizes too big for me, but whatev.  It's really hard to wear the opposite sex's clothing when you're a Small and he's an XL/XXL.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Yesterday I think?  Or the day before?  But we text each other all the time.

28. When is your next road trip?
Beats me.  I don't get to go on road trips. :,C

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Yeah.  Y'know that guy.  The one I stuck a ring on.

30. How's your heart?
Fabulous.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Of course.  I think everyone has.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
SOMEONE BETTER BE! D:<

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Getting dressed, doing my hair, puttin' on some makeup and going to work.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
When Jason gets home.  Or maybe Claire will derp on over and sniff my face so that it looks like she's giving me a kiss.  I count those as kisses.  It's not like a cat can pucker up, after all.

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Yep!  Hubs, and the kitty cats.

36. Who do you not get along with?
Outwardly, I think I get along with most everyone.  Inwardly, I hate you all.  But um, for the sake of answering the question, I will say UP YOUR BIG FAT ASS, MELISSA.

37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
Incoming: Lolz.  Just finished animation class.  We're animating a pendulum this week.    How are you??? (from Kaley)
Outgoing: Good, good.  Making dinner and waiting for Jason to get back from the gym.  And MISSING YOU. :3 (to Kaley.  Lol)

38. What are you wearing right now?
A plain white undershirt that belongs to Hubs, and a pink lacy string that feels more like dental floss for my butt than underwear.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
It's alllll bad. ;D

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Sometime last month maybe?  I love grilled cheese! 8D

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy- Benjamin
Girl- Alizabeth or Amberley

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Groggy, but READY FOR THE DAY!  THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO~

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Not really.  I'm actually pretty content in my solitude right now.  I know I'll have to deal with a lot of people pretty soon anyway, so... no big deal to me.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yup.  I don't like it when they start to feel all jammed n' stiff n' stuff.

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
..... >_> ..... I have a very healthy sex life.  You figure it out.

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
AAJ.  I sound like I'm choking on something.

47. Who's the first K in your contacts?
KALEY~

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
I believe Jason and I were watching Tosh.0 the other day.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Well, yeah.  If she walked out because she had to go somewhere or move or something, of course.  If it was on bad ground, then, well, no.  FUCK HER. D:<  Lol.  <3 you Kaley.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
You don't wanna know.  Trust me.  Remember what I said in question 45?

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
I'm not afraid of the dark, but I get very, very alert in the dark.

52. Do you have good vision?
It used to be better.  Right now it's just okay.  I poked my eye a few years ago and that one eye is still a little blurry.

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
I have tried and failed.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nope.  Not in the face, at least.  I've smacked a few people in the limbs, but not in the face.

55. Are you Irish?
I'm sure I've got some floating around somewhere.

56. Do you use chap stick?
I used to, but now I use this fancy hydrating SPF lipgloss that I got as a free sample from a Sephora order I made awhile ago.  I LOVE IT OMG.  It's all minty and it tingles 'cause it plumps a little bit.

57. Do you have any scars?
I've got scars all over the place.  Half of them are from chicken pox, and half of them are from running into shit like the derp that I am.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
I don't forgive unless the person asks for it.  Otherwise, yes, I grudge.  Heavily.  And I don't have a problem with that.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
I'm MARRIED to the last person I held hands with.  Even better. ;D

60. Name the last person to text you?
Kaley.  She called my cat a retard. xD

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Why not?  I married someone SEVEN years older than me, lol.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Right now?  Fuck no, I'm hideous.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Actually, yes.  It was awful and weird and EW.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
The first thing I did on my wedding day was, uh, get married.  The second thing I did was take pictures outside the chapel.

66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.  I'm extremely, extremely picky about the people I even find attractive.  Lol this coming from the person who's first love was 8-bit Megaman.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past few weeks?
Jason wrapped his arms around me to give me a hug yesterday when he came home and found I had a present for him.   I bought him the next Sookie Stackhouse novel. xD

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Sometimes, yes, I do.  But Hubs and I are doing so great right now that all I want is for it to stay that way.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
"Comin' in Hot" by Hollywood Undead.  I HATED them for their first CD, but the second one came out recently and I actually really like it.  That song makes me LOL every time.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Not really.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
I dunno.  Today just freaking started.  What if today is super freaking unbeatably awesome?

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
White.

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
This girl I can barely remember from soooo long ago.  Her name was Nadia.  At least, I think she was my first friend.  I can't remember that far back.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes.  Because I try to make it known that if you just sugar coat the truth a little bit, I can take it just fine.  I don't do well with brutal honesty, because there's no reason why you have to be brutal about it.  Just say it nicely, kthx.

75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
Geez, a sexuality question.  Society makes this bullshit so unnecessarily complicated.  I'm a WOMAN who likes MEN.  Pretty easy to understand, amirite?  And if it's anything different for you, don't beat around the bush or try to explain in convoluted terms, don't make up fancy words for it, just tell it how it is.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or isyour happiness forced?
I'm a contradiction.  I'm an optimistic pessimist.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Nope.  I'm ahead of that, remember?

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
I steal an undershirt from Jason's drawer.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
The JUSTICE DUO!  Coming soon to a comic webhost near you.

80. The first person you loved is?
Megaman.

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Yeah my mother-in-law! Hohohohoho!

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
If it's Jason, we're probably having sex.  If it's Kaley, we're probably doodling on the walls.  If it's Kyle, we're probably talking about video games, or also doodling on the walls.

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
MORE HOURS AT WORK KTHX.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Lol always.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
I dunno.  Lots of stuff.  I can't really keep track of this stuff, I think about all of it at once and then zone out for the rest of the day.

86. How was your first kiss?
Awful.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
Classic Rock.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
No.  Do it if you want lol.